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bowdownto-blair:

While I hate to crush your fun I have better things to do then argue with a pill popping, drink spiking, fake prada wearing being that is going no where in life. So I’ll save myself the trouble and read nothing you just read. You’re wasting my time, go get high or something. 

The only thing fake I would ever wear is some Shu Uemura lashes for Halloween.

Now, while you parade around in that obscenely distracting Paddington Bear rubber ducky hat to cover up your whale stomach,

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bowdownto-blair:

theyoungergilbert:

I’ll keep that in mind.

Oh well that doesn’t sound like fun. Live in the big city then? Yeah I’m doing alright. Been a tough year. 

Not fun at all. You should meet her, she’s a nightmare. She doesn’t even match her fake gucci with her cheap, levy’s jeans! It’s horrifying, truly. Yeah, I’m from the city. What about you? What’s so tough about it? I’m sure you’ll get through it. 

pardon me while i intrude on your conversation again

but if this is about georgie

i am adamant that georgie does not wear anything fake

okay

done being annoying now

bowdownto-blair:

Yes, I took them, actually. Thank you for caring. And I’m sure you took, well, whatever it is you druggies take today. Actually, no morning sickness today. But next time I get it, I’ll be sure to give you a call since you seem to have so much interest in my life. 

It seems you need a dictionary, you obviously don’t know what illegitimate means. The only thing I’m going to appreciate over the summer is seeing you teary eyed when Carter rejects you again. 

Actually, I think I popped a valium today, but I don’t quite store mundane things like that in my memory. Appreciate the concern though, sweetie!

As for illegitimate - I’m sorry I missed your shotgun wedding then, since that’s the only way your children wouldn’t be illegitimate -

Oh, and as for Carter darling - don’t worry, some of us are able to have amazing sex without the devastating falling in love mushy preteen-hormone-induced after-part. There’s plenty of other fish in the water, anyway. Not all of us wish to start a serious family with a boyfriend so soon, you know.

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bowdownto-blair:

theyoungergilbert:

Well we gotta make sure I prove myself worthy then.

How are you, Blair?

And I don’t like to be disappointed. 

Actually, not that great. Some girl just got back to town that I absolutely hate. Joy. How about yourself?

OOC: BAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU KELLY

bowdownto-blair:

Oh how we’ve missed you. Summer’s just going to be a blast, G. 

Oh, darling, sweet knocked-up virginal Blair, how I’ve missed you too. Did you remember to take your prenatal vitamins today? Seems like someone woke up with a bad case of morning sickness.

B, dear, summer’s going to be amazing and you know it already. Though I suppose maybe you’ll be too busy birthing your illegitimate children out to be able to appreciate those new Gucci sunnies.

Though, I suppose…to each our own -

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It’s simply been too long, my dearest Upper East Side. I’ve missed you, Prada and Barney’s, my darling Daniel’s and my beloved MoMA…and now with summer nearly here? My dear New York, you’ll always be my love.

cornelia-b:

13/100 Pictures of Ed & Leighton

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Blair Waldorf Hair Appreciation Post

this is the blair i love. if i look up to a blair, it’s blair seasons 1-3

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love, love, LOVE this scene.

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meesterbate:

Well damn.

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queenlittlej:

queenofsins: